

Yes, Snuka is back on the field, despite currently looking more like a ball than like a player. And looking even more like a mummy. If you apply Mihashi’s standard to it, that is. He looks less like a mummy if you go with Honest-Abe-kun’s. And in addition to being much rounder, Snuka is also much whiter now – unfortunately for him, professional sports is a field were that probably doesn’t lead to a bigger paycheck.
A couple of strips ago I wrote that I needed a moment to figure out what the score was after that decisive point scored by the All-Stars-Team. To better preserve what’s left of my sanity, I then ceded that moment to Riko, who is much better qualified for this anyway. Don’t worry, she isn’t dead, at least not completely. She’s just mentally exhausted to the point of being incapacitated, but the doctors are optimistic she will recover…uh, at least some of her mental faculties. Assuming that Yogi doesn’t go on shaking her head like that.
The official scorekeepers aren’t in a much different position…or condition, likely. Fortunately, the scoreboard has a Calvinball mode, so the score will read oogie to boogie until somebody is somehow able to figure out the actual score. Assuming that will ever happen…
More on Thursday.