Well, an attempt was made. An honest attempt, even. Given that we’re talking about Maru-maru here, that is a lot.
I wanted to show him trying, to make a point. It was clear, however, that he stood no chance. Understanding the rules of cricket requires a degree of mental perversion that cannot be achieved if it isn’t present in somebody from birth. That’s practically what ‘born for cricket’ means.
Which, obviously means that Maru-maru isn’t born for cricket. Not the greatest of possible starts into this whole endeavor. But an attempt was made…
More on Thursday.
Did YOU read the rules of cricket?
Are you joking? I couldn’t possibly risk what little remains of my mental faculties with something that sanity-blasting. XD