Alright, I felt I still had something to make up to people of short stature after last week’s disaster, so I went with a classic: a PSA where a member of the discriminated minority gets to stand around very dignified and shed a single tear. Since that was widely considered sufficient to make up for centuries of genocide and discrimination against Native Americans, it should be more than enough to make up for Marumaru’s ill-advised anti-accessibility initiative.

And the slogan should be entirely uncontroversial. Everyone can agree that America should be kept as beautiful as it is…even if they disagree on whether it’s that beautiful to begin with, or whether it’s less beautiful today than it was last December.

Or whether it’s more beautiful with or without midgets in it…

…no, no wait, that was insensitive again. Marumaru seems to be rubbing off on me.

…probably shouldn’t have nicked some of his sake…

More on Thursday.