Select...Fiat Luxus – Intermission, Strip 15 (and final) Only with the lights out. – Intermission, Strip 14 Dimwit – Intermission, Strip 13 short-age of enlightenment – Intermission, Strip 12 Vocationally acquired phosphorescence – Intermission, Strip 11 Dark horizon – Intermission, Strip 10 The new Whore of Babylon revealed – Intermission, Strip 9 Moo. – Intermission, Strip 8 Afterafterafterthought – Intermission, Strip 7 Unlocking the Past – Intermission, Strip 6 Waggalaohveyah – Intermission, Strip 5 The Tacky Mahal – Intermission, Strip 4 An old man sits in his study. It just so… – Intermission, Strip 3 Certificate of Death – Intermission, Strip 2 Tuf, tuf, tuf break – Intermission, Strip 1 Finally back to where they started – Chap. 5, Final Strip (Act 4, Strip 87) A call from the present, and the past. – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 86 Use your head to save your heels. – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 85 Countless companions – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 84 Trust, but berry pie. – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 83 Re-covering – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 82 Like Beckham – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 81 The Jazz Singer – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 80 Glucklicherweisen sie alle sprechen deutsch – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 79 Collateral Damage – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 78 Exit stage downward – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 77 I M P R E G N A B L E – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 76 Staring at the wall – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 75 So he strikes…like Thunderball… – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 74 Winnie the Groo – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 73 Caught the bullet (technically shell) – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 72 Don't yank my chain! - Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 71 Figuring out the numbers – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 70 With compliments – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 69 Not referring to the golf club – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 68 The wellspring of electronics – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 67 Puppy-dog eyes! – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 66 The Appendices fill another bomb. – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 65 Beyond belieb – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 64 Heil dir im Siegerkranz… – Kap. 5, Akt 4, Sequenz 63 What's swerve for the goose... - Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 62 The one that was pointlessly bataviphobic – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 61 Plan B, now featuring MORE EXPLOSIVES – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 60 I'm a poor, lonesome cowboy... - Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 59 Crumbling on plan – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 58 Sir Justin rises – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 57 Pizza's here! - Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 56 Happy New Year 2015 – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 55 Fond recollections – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 54 Christmas Special 2014 – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 53 At last the 1948 story – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 52 Cheesy poetry – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 51 The same procedure as last year? – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 50 Finding the right words – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 49 There and back again – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 48 Scream louder with gouda! – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 47 No comment – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 46 Gouda! – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 45 Planning way ahead – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 44 Wong about the future – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 43 Two Wongs don't make it right - Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 42 Line form on the left, please. – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 41 Forced movement – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 40 Tonight on "It's the Mind!", we examine... - Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 39 And the mystery celebrity is… – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 38 Halloween Special 2014 – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 37 Repeat performance – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 36 Xpsitie – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 35 Meanwhere, elsewhile. – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 34 End of the road – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 33 Lightshow – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 32 Laughing sick – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 31 Cheesy disguise – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 30 Do andmoids dream of electric Shemp? – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 29 What he does best – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 28 Dreams are a different world – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 27 Blurry dreamscape – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 26 SOREM – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 25 Practical and portable – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 24 Gizah in Natal – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 23 Didn't stick the landing - Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 22 No country for old men – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 21 Odor signature – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 20 Slight miscalculation – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 19 Bob the Boulder – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 18 Fire in her eyes – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 17 Uncertain language – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 16 Missed it by a letter – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 15 Classic word problem – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 14 Like a childhood Saturday – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 13 Fandumb – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 12 Running in place – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 11 Taking the cross – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 10 The insidious lure of Italian coffee – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 9 Does not compute – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 8 Too much of a good thing – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 7 Pump my ride – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 6 The fiendish device of horror of Dr. Dutchman Fu – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 5 Not actually terribly appropriate for the time – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 4 The plan behind the plan – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 3 Out of the office notice – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 2 Flashback to back after being back to the Future – Chap. 5, Act 4, Strip 1 An unexpected intermission – Chap. 5, Intermission, Strip 1 Very happy, but very end? – Chap. 5, Act 3, Strip 40 And on the other side of the mirror… – Chap. 5, Act 3, Strip 39 A timely meet-up – Chap. 5, Act 3, Strip 38 One little piggy, two little piggies… – Chap. 5, Act 3, Strip 37 Detour back to the roots – Chap. 5, Act 3, Strip 36 Eyebrow! – Chap. 5, Act 3, Strip 35 Mopping up – Chap. 5, Act 3, Strip 34 Pop Quiz! – Chap. 5, Act 3, Strip 33 Rollercoaster of emotion – Chap. 5, Act 3, Strip 32 Ms. famous female Ninja – Chap. 5, Act 3, Strip 31 Test to best – El Cid version – Chap. 5, Act 3, Strip 30 Test to best – Chap. 5, Act 3, Strip 29 Obvious reaction – Chap. 5, Act 3, Strip 28 Double the vision, double the fun! – Chap. 5, Act 3, Strip 27 Fallacious Visualization – Chap. 5, Act 3, Strip 26 Much-needed break – Chap. 5, Act 3, Strip 25 Meanwhere, at the same outside of time – Chap. 5, Act 3, Strip 24 Death from above – Chap. 5, Act 3, Strip 23 Luger P(upto)11 – Chap. 5, Act 3, Strip 22 A delicate moment – Chap. 5, Act 3, Strip 21 Do you get the banana sketch? – Chap. 5, Act 3, Strip 20 The adam of destruction – Chap. 5, Act 3, Strip 19 Better just crane your neck… – Chap. 5, Act 3, Strip 18 You see it better with the inner eye. – Chap. 5, Act 3, Strip 17 Peeka-Boo – Chap. 5, Act 3, Strip 16 Shrug it off. – Chap. 5, Act 3, Strip 15 If you've seen one Snuka.... - Chap. 5, Act 3, Strip 14 Say goodnight, Polly. – Chap. 5, Act 3, Strip 13 Time to catch up – Chap. 5, Act 3, Strip 12 Similar effect than a Gom Jabbar – Chap. 5, Act 3, Strip 11 Yes, it is! – Chap. 5, Act 3, Strip 10 Creeping toward the summit – Chap. 5, Act 3, Strip 9 Bone of Contentedness – Chap. 5, Act 3, Strip 8 The wind sounded like a moan for a moment… – Chap. 5, Act 3, Strip 7 Weakest link in the chain of events – Chap. 5, Act 3, Strip 6 Take dat, Takeda. – Chap. 5, Act 3, Strip 5 Get Thee to a Ninjery! – Chap. 5, Act 3, Strip 4 Try to rice above it – Chap. 5, Act 3, Strip 3 Missed it by a letter – Chap. 5, Act 3, Strip 2 Put, put, put, put, put, put. – Chap. 5, Act 3, Strip 1 Back in time – Chap. 5, Act 2, Strip 29 Fiddler on the loose – Chap. 5, Act 2, Strip 28 Unmovable object, music edition – Chap. 5, Act 2, Strip 27 You spin me right round, baby – Chap. 5, Act 2, Strip 26 Sede vacante – Chap. 5, Act 2, Strip 25 Right guard, right choice – Chap. 5, Act 2, Strip 24 Shin, shin, put one in. – Chap. 5, Act 2, Strip 23 Trail Mix – Chap. 5, Act 2, Strip 22 Pitstop – Chap. 5, Act 2, Strip 21 Chiswick, fresh bull! – Chap. 5, Act 2, Strip 20 Just trust the Baracca family crest – Chap. 5, Act 2, Strip 19 Stand to reason – Chap. 5, Act 2, Strip 18 For cheap exposition, call Lydia – Chap. 5, Act 2, Strip 17 Hint, hint – Chap. 5, Act 2, Strip 16 The Kill from before West Hill – Chap. 5, Act 2, Strip 15 Daydream believer – Chap. 5, Act 2, Strip 14 Get thee to a nunnery! – Chap. 5, Act 2, Strip 13 Well, he could still work for CBS – Chap. 5, Act 2, Strip 12 Thanksgiving Special – Chap. 5, Act 2, Strip 11 When are we? – Chap. 5, Act 2, Strip 10 Put, put, put. – Chap. 5, Act 2, Strip 9 The cat came back, but the dog had left – Chap. 5, Act 2, Strip 8 Booby balance – Chap. 5, Act 2, Strip 7 The big divide – Chap. 5, Act 2, Strip 6 Scary movie – Chap. 5, Act 2, Strip 5 You have got to be carefully taught – Chap. 5, Act 2, Strip 4 Halloween Special 2013 – Chap. 5, Act 2, Strip 3 Prepare for trouble – make it double! – Chap. 5, Act 2, Strip 2 Habeamus Castor – Chap. 5, Act 2, Strip 1 Dramatic drama of drama. – Chap. 5, Act 1, Strip 27 The famous seven seconds – Chap. 5, Act 1, Strip 26 Bladder blunder – Chap. 5, Act 1, Strip 25 Flaring impatience – Chap. 5, Act 1, Strip 24 Timely considerations – Chap. 5, Act 1, Strip 23 Blablablatimetravelbla – Chap. 5, Act 1, Strip 22 For everything else, there is Mastercard – Chap. 5, Act 1, Strip 21 Slip of the tongue – Chap. 5, Act 1, Strip 20 Third time is the charm – Chap. 5, Act 1, Strip 19 Weather eyed holiday observation – Chap. 5, Act 1, Strip 18 Needle in a guystack – Chap. 5, Act 1, Strip 17 Modular facility design – Chap. 5, Act 1, Strip 16 The Kill from West Hill – Chap. 5, Act 1, Strip 15 Playing hard-to-get – Chap. 5, Act 1, Strip 14 Deja Vu, that strange feeling you… – Chap. 5, Act 1, Strip 13 Finish him! – Chap. 5, Act 1, Strip 12 Squid pro quo – Chap. 5, Act 1, Strip 11 Still better than Groucho glasses – Chap. 5, Act 1, Strip 10 Enter the Dread Doctor – Chap. 5, Act 1, Strip 9 Life-action Cluedo – Chap. 5, Act 1, Strip 8 Those proudly exccentric Englishmen – Chap. 5, Act 1, Strip 7 Dramatis personae – Chap. 5, Act 1, Strip 6 We're getting the band back together - Chap. 5, Act 1, Strip 5 The Verraderlijk Plot of Dr. Dutchman Fu – Chap. 5, Act 1, Strip 4 Timely call – Chap. 5, Act 1, Strip 3 A kink in time saves nine – Chap. 5, Act 1, Strip 2 A new Beginning (cont.) – Chap. 5, Act 1, Strip 1

I feel deeply for Professor Chronometricos, there in panel one. I’ve been there so many times before: whenever I try to use an ananology in a discussion, it crashes just like that. ._.

But while their war wagon failed to perform as intended, our friends still succeeded tactically, because Dr. Dutchman Fu’s henchman made a classic tactical error: he was between the enemy and the fortification. Recommended method is to have the fortification between you and the enemy. But I’m sure he’ll recover and learn his lesson…oh, wait, we’re speaking about 16th century health care, right? I’m sure he won’t recover, but will still have learned a lesson.

And Biff is perfectly right there, for once. Dr. Dutchman Fu send his henchmen to the past to have a big party. There’s no party like a 1503 party, because a 1503 party don’t stop…at least, not until 1504. I mean, Biff must be right – or is there any other legitimate explanation for this blatant product placement of an energy drink brand?

Huh?

Huh?

Is there?

Find out on Thursday.