Yeah…Snuka continued to have problems restraining himself, but at some point his trousers lost restraint as well.
And judging by the way Yogi is covering Riko’s eyes, his underwear seems to have shown some level of solidarity with his trousers at that moment.
That must have been humiliating in front of such a large crowd. Are 253 Canadanapese Yenllar worth that sort of humiliation? I can’t really say, since I’m not familiar with the current exchange rate for Canadapanese Yenllar…but from my familiarity with Snuka I’d say, for him likely yes. He loves money, and he can’t avoid humiliations anyway – so the money’s still kinda free.
I guess the Cool-Aid Man could qualify as a breakthrough pitcher…it describes him nearly perfectly, in fact. And he’s kind of an All-Star, as well, as far as mascots go.
Still, I’ve decided against including him in the team, and went for a more traditional choice: Injun Bakamura. He simply brings more pizzazz to the role of pitcher*. More enthusiasm and passion. Plus, he’s not made out of glass, which is a plus when it comes to safety in areas where balls get thrown or batted around. And his legs and arms are longer, which probably also helps.
Not sure, though, whether there actually are pitchers in cricket. But they do exist in baseball. And in Warhammer 40k. No wait, those are psykers. Oh, well, probably all pretty similar. As I wrote last time, games are games, so cricket probably has something analogous to pitchers. Or to psykers. If the problem doesn’t go away, I can always read up on cricket, theoretically, but I’m trying to avoid it. For obvious reasons.
More on Monday.
*I mean, you can’t really expect the Cool-Aid Man to bring pizzas on top of bringing Cool-Aid. That would be asking too much, and impinge on the territory of other brand mascots. Little Caesar would likely shank him.