Have you ever woken up in a hotel room, naked, with another naked guy in bed with you, and an engagment ring on your hand that you didn’t have before…and no recollection whatsoever what has happened?
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Wait, am I really the only one here who had that happen?
More on Monday.
I entirely accept this outcome and have no follow-up questions.
They’re married now. No further questions.
“Don’t make me roofie you again.”
“But you never roofied me!”
“And that’s how I know I got the good stuff!”