And by converting El Lightning Blue to Pastafarianism at the last (?) minute, Father John Captain McKenzie has ensured that he’ll under no circumstances end up a lonely soul in the afterlife – wherever they’re going, they’re going there together.
Contrary to what he states in panel five, however, I personally believe that it’s not just the quality of your arguments that matters – it’s also how succinctly you can make them. Pastafarianism is the fastest growing religion in the world mostly by virtue of the fact that its two key concepts can be explained in only four words: Beer volcano. Stripper factory. By comparison, the key concepts of Father John’s former faith couldn’t even be explained in four volumes.
More on Thursday.