Really, who can she think something like that? Vile lies and slander!
Of course Nolan Nobucks wasn’t too cheap for proper stock footage from WWII, and of course George Geekish didn’t embezzle the money and replace the missing footage with some box art from his toy soldier collection!
It’s merely the case that Nolan Nobucks slightly underestimated the market price for the desired footage, and George Geekish then innocently misplaced the money. And it’s a mere coincidence that he misplaced it into a spot where the cashier just happened to errorously accept it as payment for the beer he was buying…
And, anyway, the stock footage would have been in black and white, and the box art is glorious color. Mostly khakis, but still…
More on Thurs…uh, Monday!