Ladies and Gentlemen, the moment we’ve all been waiting for, I’m going to reveal the “surprise villain” in the category “henchmen and seconds-in-command”! And the surprise villain is…
*opens evelope*
…the Professor!
*crickets*
Thankyouverymuch!
So, what’s the lesson that can be derived from this moderately shocking development (aka “the most shocking swerve ever”)? The lesson is simple: if you torment researchers with endless red tape and ever shrinking budgets, you’re practically driving them into the arms of the Imperial Japanese Navy! >_>
OK, so the IJN might no longer exist, but if you keep driving researchers there, it might well yet rise again! And just think of the technology they would then possibly possess! Don’t say I didn’t warn you! (Cause I did. That’s no ordinary rabbit. Look at the bones!)
More on Thursday!